Costa Rica


Where are we now?

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We could totally outrun this cop… but we didn’t have to because he was busy on the phone ;)

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We found a totally empty beach on our way to Puerto Viejo… we rode our bikes right down to it… Andy had to ride on it and was rewarded with some good exercise trying to get his bike out of the sand

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My bike on a completely empty beach in Costa Rica

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My feet in the Caribbean Ocean for the first time… it felt really good

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A crab trying to pinch a hole in my tires in Costa Rica, Andy caught the little bastard but let go when his hand was pinched

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Nightlife in Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica…

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Andy making his way across the border from Costa Rica to Panama. This shot was taken right after he got unstuck

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After taking a wrong turn somewhere we ended up in Los Silencio where the road promptly ended in a river and the locals were giving us the “you are really lost, aren’t you” looks

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After parking our bikes and a short boat ride we ended up in Bocas del Toro wandering the streets looking for a place to stay… life sucks without a motorcycle :)

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Bocas del Toro the tropical island paradise… with lots of people partying like mad…

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Bats! Creepy Crawlers! And the end of the tunnel…

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We found some really nice roads on our way to David

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Crossing these mountains we got rained on a bit

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In David, Panama, we rolled up by a hotel to get a room for the night, knowing that our next step would be to find a mechanic. My stearing head was loose and Andy’s fan had quit on us. Outside the hotel a taxi driver comes running up to us, excited because he has a KLR as well and after explaining that we need a mechanic he calls an American expat, Paul, that can help. The next couple of days Paul helps us sort out our problems and soon we’ll be on our way

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Andy’s bike all stripped down to get to the broken fan

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The broken fan… not much left…

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We left Puerto Viejo on a paved two lane highway through the jungle. No shoulders, just jungle ready to encroach upon the road if workers with machetes forgot to keep it back. Sometimes the landscape would open up to reveal large farms of banana trees, making everything seem even more primordial. It was only about half an hour till we reached the dreaded border crossing at Bilxboa.

It was the easiest exit yet, we waited behind one guy in line to exit Coast Rica and then just handed in our vehicle paperwork at the other window. It took less than five minutes. (Note: Be sure to change your Costa Rican colones with the moneychangers on the Costa Rican side. There were none on the Panamanian side and we still haven’t been able to change them  four days later.)

The bridge across the river to Panama was an old, converted railway bridge. They converted it by placing long wooden planks to the outsides of the rails. That way cars, trucks, and huge tractor trailers could cross while watching pedestrians scramble to hold onto the outside supports of the bridge. I knew it might be sketchy but I just wanted to get it over with.

As I rode slowly towards it I could see that there were only two planks side by side and that they weren’t wedged in tight. They were loose and I could see gaps that could snag my front tire. I could see that there were large gaps in the center between the railway ties and also to the outside of the planks. That left me with about two feet to play with, and not a solid two feet either. The planks moved up and down and a little bit side to side as I rode over them.

Well….I had been proud of my improved riding over the last four weeks. I’d say I’d even gotten a little cocky. This stuff sketched me out and about twenty yards into it I did what I wasn’t supposed to do: I didn’t look where I wanted to go, I looked at what I shouldn’t have. Instead of looking two or three plank lengths ahead my vision dropped down to the gap between the right rail and the adjacent plank. And that’s exactly where my front wheel went. And my other mistake was taking both feet off the pegs. You lose a lot of control.

The front wheel caught, my left leg stretched out to the ground and found nothing but air, just the gap between the railway ties, and the bike fell over to my right side. The right handlebar hit the side of the bridge and my right leg went straight through the gap and dangled over the river, twenty feet below. Shit!

I regained my footing, struggled with the bike, and got it back upright. Roar had stopped right behind me but there was nothing he could do. There was no place to put the kickstand down so he just waited behind me. I tried to get the front tire out but it was wedged in tight. Shit!

Luckily a couple of random passers by walked over and helped me lift the front wheel out. Once the front wheel was free I could get the back tire out myself. Back on the bike I took it slow. I feathered the clutch and kept one foot on the peg while the other foot took steps on the planks. It was slow going and I was sweating bullets. Everyone said that it was not possible to fall completely off the bridge but I beg to differ. There’s a section in the middle where the fence on the outer part of the bridge has rusted and worn down to where if you had a little bit of speed you could fall  over the side. At this part I took a little breather and noticed that a semi was coming up behind us. Great….

I headed out at full concentration and brought my speed up. Thankfully, it opened up to three planks wide and I gained more confidence and speed and finished the crossing. Usually, I handle as much of the immigrations and customs issues as possible since I speak more Spanish than Roar. This time Roar handled everything as I recovered and let a couple of kids shine my boots. (There was no damage to the bike, the bolt of the handguard and the hardcase made contact with bridge at about 0 mph.)

I didn’t mind the 45 minute wait although Roar said he never saw anyone type so slowly in his life while in the customs office.

We rode through more cleared out jungle. Banana farms everywhere, other fruits, too. We were bombarded with fresh, stale, and spoiled fruit smells as we rode by the different farms. After taking one long route in the wrong direction, we found the road we needed and saw a line of stopped up traffic. Another railway bridge! No one told us about this one! We made our way to the front of the line and made it to the front just as our side got its turn (only one lane, one way at a time). This time there was traffic on both ends and I was determined not to be that guy that would cause a traffic jam with fifty cars waiting on each end.

This one was easy. Three planks wide but I kept my vision to the three planks ahead of me like a robot. When I hit gaps, I hit the throttle, felt the front wheel shimmy and kept going. There was no stopping for me and this crossing was twice as long as the first. Piece of cake! And redemption, too…

We arrived at Almirante and decided to park our motorcycles in a secure parking lot and become regular travelers. I took one of my hardcases and my backpack and left everything else on the bike or in a storage room. Roar and I took a water taxi and 30 minutes later we were in Bocas del Toro, one of Panama’s most popular tourist destinations.

This was my second time in Costa Rica and I am still impressed by how nice it is. The country is beautiful, the roads are nice, and people really take pride in their houses, yards, and stores. It’s a nice place and it’s no surprise that so many tourists go there. However, that doesn’t make it as attractive to us….we need a little bit more on the difficult, adventurous side. It’s no fun if things are as easy as in the States.

We motored straight through the country. On my first trip to Costa Rica I saw the policia run radar so we were more careful about our speed here. On a busy highway we found ourselves caught behind a slow police truck and kept our speed down. Earlier we had been passing lines and lines of trucks. We soon passed a police speed trap running radar and counted ourselves lucky that we were inadverdantly saved.

We arrived in Puerto Viejo de Tala (something or other). It’s a popular hippie slash surfer hang out. Roar will tell you that I really don’t like hippies but somehow we keep running into them. But the place had a decent vibe and I have to admit that the place was fun. We had another great night meeting and hanging out with locals. The only thing we both regretted was having some local concoction of some clear liquor. The next day hurt a little bit.

The next day we bounced out of town for the border with Panama. I wasn’t really looking forward to it because Roar had told me stories about how this was supposed to be a unusual border crossing. The crossing was  some rickety, wooden bridge with planks covering up the holes to the river twenty feet below. Some people have written  posts on the Adventure Rider website about how difficult the crossing was, and, of course, that made Roar want to see it for himself….

There are two ways to cross the border from San Carlos, Nicaragua to Los Chiles, Costa Rica. One is to take a small boat from San Carlos on a 90 minute trip through the jungle. The other way is to drive 30-60 minutes east of San Carlos, catch a large ferry that can take trucks and cars across the river and take a road for about 14 km to Los Chiles. The problem with that crossing is that you need to get special permission. Unfortunately for us, we weren’t able to get it.

The pictures in the last post showed what a pain in the ass this was but, hey, it’s all part of the adventure. (I got some great video footage of Roar riding his bike down the narrow customs hallway with people smashing themselves against the walls trying to make room.) At the dock, the guys had to lower the bikes a few feet down to water level and then manhandle them on the boat. Roar’s bike was first onto the front. Then they turned the boat around to load mine stern. All this time the boat was full with passengers watching this spectacle. I think most were entertained, some irritated at the delay, and some just didn’t care either way.

I hoped that the unloading would be a little easier but it wasn’t. We were able to get Roar’s bike off fairly easy, just off onto the concrete dock and four of us pushing it up a flight of steep stairs (only about ten of them).

Mine was tough. They backed the boat up to a dirt bank. It was a lot tougher then it should have been because they unloaded the bike back end first. In retrospect it would have been much easier to rotate the bike in the boat so that it came out front first onto the bank.

The four of us heaved and ho’d that bike, bit by bit off the boat. One guy helping us lost his balance and fell completely into the water. Another older guy started hypervenilating and I was afraid he would have a heart attack. My boots are waterproof but not if the water gets in from the top.

We finally worked the bike out and turned it around. I started it up and rode it up the bank and got air as I cleared the last curb to land on the street. I gave the two locals a $20 tip for their help. I think that they might have needed the money to dry clothes and for possible medical aid.

Note to Motorcyclists: There is a place at the Penas Blancas border crossing on the Pan Am highway where you can get insurance right away. There isn’t one in Los Chiles. The customs official was extremely helpful and faxed our documents to the guy at Penas Blancas. We then had to wait about four hours for him to arrive with the paperwork.

No big deal, we spent the night there in quiet little Los Chiles and headed down to the Caribbean coast of Costa Rica the next day.

We’re happy in the back of a pickup-truck that gave us a ride from the hot-springs in Gracias, Honduras. They saved us from a 90 minutes walk in pitch-dark wilderness after our taxi abandoned us.

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Riding through some new highway construction. We’ve done a lot of miles on this sort of stuff and I’m sure the new highway will be just super when it’s done.

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We ran into the Swedes again while stopped in the middle of new highway construction. We went over the maps and got some tips on where to go.

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Detour through the forest because the bridge doesn’t exist yet.

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We finally made it to Tegucigalpa for some beers and beer snacks. Ulrich had promised they would serve us Guinea pig but all we got was chicken and other normal meats. I guess the new owner has a heart.

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Since we didn’t know how to get to the hotel except for which direction to go we got stuck in a dead end and had to hop on the sidewalk and cross this section of a walking-only street. We got stuck on the other side because of some cars and trucks and got busted by the cops. “Don’t do it again…” was all they said before the helped us get through.

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Bikes parked at Ulrich’s farm.

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View from our sleeping area

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Our sleeping accomodations. The beds were hard for sure and the animals wake you up at around 5 in the morning.

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At El Jobo junction (population guesstimate in the 50’s). We went there for beer and ice and chilled out with one before heading back. The dog was chilling like no other we’ve seen.

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Puppies at the farm

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On our way from the farm to Managua

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Wonderful Santos in Managua. I highly recommend it.

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Olvar’s last night out, we shared a couple of bottles of Nicaraguan Flor de Caña Rum which Nicaraguans claim is the best in the world.

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Grenada by Lake Nicaragua. 1 HP in the background… probably 40+ HP up front :)

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Andy and friends

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The road from Managua to San Carlos… the last 78 miles were kind of bad… this is a photo of the absolute best part

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Andy is very proud of his new Machete!

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Up the Rio Frio for our Jungle-Tour

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One guy is a real ranger, the other guy is just pretending with his never-used show-off Machete

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Killer-ants the size of beetles crawling up my leg. We were told 5 bites would kill you.

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Andy getting his bike through customs the Adventure Way ™

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First my bike is loaded on to the front of the boat

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Then Andy’s is loaded up aft almost crushing the outboard motor

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A 90 minute boat ride with our bikes on board, my bag with most of my stuff on it is kind of hanging over the side just attached by a rope with a knot I did.

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Stuck at customs in Los Chiles, Costa Rica because we don’t have insurance. Apparently people don’t really cross from Nicaragua to Costa Rica here with motorcycles from California.

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